Should men be allowed to play tabletop games?

I think we can all agree that men can be exceptional. When they put their pretty little heads towards something, they can show the world they're more than just muscles and a million dollar smile. But of course, men aren't perfect, much as we wish they were. Many have asked therefore, can men really be expected to play games? Card game are complicated activities which most men cannot concentrate on, because of all the blood rushing to their penises all the time and being distracted by pretty girls. Is it fair to women if we allow men to play only to find the men fail to understand the rules or keep up with the play? Isn't it better that men have their own activities, suited to their needs and desires? Most of the time, men really prefer to be watching sports, pumping iron or trying on suits and briefcases. Being at the game table just makes them feel confused or bored. 

We can't tell you what to do at your table, however! You might know a very smart young man keen to "roll with the ladies". But for most game tables, men are best sent packing back into the gym or the bedroom until the cards have fallen. Then gaming ladies can take time to make their men feel special in other ways.